So I Can't Bring Christmas Pet Pattern Hem Towel – Cotton Kitchen Towel
- Regular Price
- $12.50
- Sale Price
- $12.50
- Regular Price
- Unit Price
- per
A cotton kitchen towel printed with a dachshund in a Santa hat hauling a Christmas tree on a sled, above the line "SO I CAN'T BRING A STICK IN THE HOUSE, BUT YOU CAN BRING A WHOLE TREE?!" — finished with a green striped hem.
Why You'll Love It
- The most logical complaint of the four, and the one that gets read out loud
- A dachshund on a sled — specific breed illustration rather than a generic dog
- Green striped hem instead of red, so it works as the odd one out in the group
- Sparse layout with a lot of white space, which reads cleaner than the busier designs
- Cotton and genuinely usable
Product Details
- Brand: Mud Pie
- Material: Cotton
- Reads: So I Can't Bring A Stick In The House, But You Can Bring A Whole Tree?!
- Detail: Green striped hem
- SKU: 42170350S
Sell It To Dachshund People
Dachshund owners are a category of their own — they buy dachshund things relentlessly, and there are more of them than you'd guess. A towel with a recognisable sausage dog on it will move to that customer regardless of the joke.
The others are What Do You Mean, Thank Goodness You're Home and Naughty & Nice.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does it say?
"So I can't bring a stick in the house, but you can bring a whole tree?!"
What is it made of?
Cotton.
What size is it?
Dimensions aren't published — measurements will be on the packaging.
What are the other designs?
What Do You Mean, Thank Goodness You're Home, and Naughty & Nice.
How should I wash it?
Care instructions aren't published — follow the sewn-in label.
Available at Adelyne's Boutique & Gifts.
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