{"product_id":"so-i-cant-bring-christmas-pet-towel","title":"So I Can't Bring Christmas Pet Pattern Hem Towel – Cotton Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eA cotton kitchen towel printed with a dachshund in a Santa hat hauling a Christmas tree on a sled, above the line \"SO I CAN'T BRING A STICK IN THE HOUSE, BUT YOU CAN BRING A WHOLE TREE?!\" — finished with a green striped hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe most logical complaint of the four\u003c\/strong\u003e, and the one that gets read out loud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA dachshund on a sled\u003c\/strong\u003e — specific breed illustration rather than a generic dog\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreen striped hem\u003c\/strong\u003e instead of red, so it works as the odd one out in the group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSparse layout\u003c\/strong\u003e with a lot of white space, which reads cleaner than the busier designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCotton\u003c\/strong\u003e and genuinely usable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mud Pie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReads:\u003c\/strong\u003e So I Can't Bring A Stick In The House, But You Can Bring A Whole Tree?!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetail:\u003c\/strong\u003e Green striped hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSKU:\u003c\/strong\u003e 42170350S\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSell It To Dachshund People\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDachshund owners are a category of their own — they buy dachshund things relentlessly, and there are more of them than you'd guess. A towel with a recognisable sausage dog on it will move to that customer regardless of the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe others are \u003cstrong\u003eWhat Do You Mean\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eThank Goodness You're Home\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eNaughty \u0026amp; Nice\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does it say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"So I can't bring a stick in the house, but you can bring a whole tree?!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions aren't published — measurements will be on the packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat are the other designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat Do You Mean, Thank Goodness You're Home, and Naughty \u0026amp; Nice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions aren't published — follow the sewn-in label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable at Adelyne's Boutique \u0026amp; Gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mud Pie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54645541109984,"sku":"42170350S","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0249\/5433\/9433\/files\/42170350S.jpg?v=1788380706","url":"https:\/\/shopadelynes.com\/products\/so-i-cant-bring-christmas-pet-towel","provider":"Adelyne's Boutique \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}