{"product_id":"dear-santa-glitter-towel","title":"Dear Santa Glitter Towel – Bring Tequila Cotton Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eA cotton kitchen towel printed with a snowman melting into a margarita glass, complete with scarf and top hat, above the line \"dear santa, BRING TEQUILA\" — finished with a green beaded hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe snowman is in the drink\u003c\/strong\u003e, not beside it — the visual joke does the work before you read the caption\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA green beaded hem\u003c\/strong\u003e, hand-strung rather than printed, which is a real finish on an inexpensive towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMixed script and block lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e in red and green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTequila rather than wine\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is a narrower and funnier joke — and lands well in Texas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCotton\u003c\/strong\u003e and washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mud Pie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReads:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dear Santa, Bring Tequila\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetail:\u003c\/strong\u003e Green beaded hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSKU:\u003c\/strong\u003e 42170327D\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Margarita Corner\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBetween this towel and the \u003cstrong\u003eMargarita Beaded Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e you have two tequila jokes at slightly different price points, and they sell to exactly the same person — usually someone buying for a friend group. Display them together and mention the pair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt also connects to the \u003cstrong\u003eDear Santa Pom Case\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eDear Santa Notepad\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eBring Wine Glass\u003c\/strong\u003e for a Dear Santa grouping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does it say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Dear Santa, bring tequila.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the hem?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA green beaded trim, strung rather than printed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions aren't published — measurements will be on the packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions aren't published. Beaded trim generally needs gentle washing — follow the sewn-in label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable at Adelyne's Boutique \u0026amp; Gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mud Pie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54645591179488,"sku":"42170327D","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0249\/5433\/9433\/files\/42170327D.jpg?v=1788380905","url":"https:\/\/shopadelynes.com\/products\/dear-santa-glitter-towel","provider":"Adelyne's Boutique \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}