So I Can't Bring Christmas Pet Pattern Hem Towel – Cotton Kitchen Towel

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A cotton kitchen towel printed with a dachshund in a Santa hat hauling a Christmas tree on a sled, above the line "SO I CAN'T BRING A STICK IN THE HOUSE, BUT YOU CAN BRING A WHOLE TREE?!" — finished with a green striped hem.

Why You'll Love It

  • The most logical complaint of the four, and the one that gets read out loud
  • A dachshund on a sled — specific breed illustration rather than a generic dog
  • Green striped hem instead of red, so it works as the odd one out in the group
  • Sparse layout with a lot of white space, which reads cleaner than the busier designs
  • Cotton and genuinely usable

Product Details

  • Brand: Mud Pie
  • Material: Cotton
  • Reads: So I Can't Bring A Stick In The House, But You Can Bring A Whole Tree?!
  • Detail: Green striped hem
  • SKU: 42170350S

Sell It To Dachshund People

Dachshund owners are a category of their own — they buy dachshund things relentlessly, and there are more of them than you'd guess. A towel with a recognisable sausage dog on it will move to that customer regardless of the joke.

The others are What Do You Mean, Thank Goodness You're Home and Naughty & Nice.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does it say?
"So I can't bring a stick in the house, but you can bring a whole tree?!"

What is it made of?
Cotton.

What size is it?
Dimensions aren't published — measurements will be on the packaging.

What are the other designs?
What Do You Mean, Thank Goodness You're Home, and Naughty & Nice.

How should I wash it?
Care instructions aren't published — follow the sewn-in label.

Available at Adelyne's Boutique & Gifts.

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  • Merchandise must be unwashed and unworn.
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  • Once your return is processed, we will email you an E-Gift Card with your store credit that you can use on the website.
  • Store Credits do not expire.

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